Morale Patch – 950,000 Gallons of Coffee
$14.99
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$14.99
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Morale Patch – 950,000 Gallons of Coffee
Spice up your uniform, jacket, backpack, or range bag with this eye-catching embroidered patch. Whether you're active duty, a veteran, or just someone who runs on caffeine and dark humor, this patch delivers the perfect morale boost.
Boldly featuring General Caine’s legendary line:
"950,000 GALLONS OF COFFEE
I AM NOT SAYING WE HAVE A PROBLEM"
Made from tough twill fabric that laughs at heat, washing, and everyday abuse — just like the troops it celebrates.
• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
• Blank product sourced from China
Perfect for hats, vests, morale boards, or anywhere you need a subtle (or not-so-subtle) reminder that a little extra fuel never hurt anyone… much.
Order today and start patching your gear with official-level morale.
Morale Patch – 950,000 Gallons of Coffee
$14.99
Sale price
$14.99
Regular price
Spice up your uniform, jacket, backpack, or range bag with this eye-catching embroidered patch. Whether you're active duty, a veteran, or just someone who runs on caffeine and dark humor, this patch delivers the perfect morale boost.
Boldly featuring General Caine’s legendary line:
"950,000 GALLONS OF COFFEE
I AM NOT SAYING WE HAVE A PROBLEM"
Made from tough twill fabric that laughs at heat, washing, and everyday abuse — just like the troops it celebrates.
• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
• Blank product sourced from China
Perfect for hats, vests, morale boards, or anywhere you need a subtle (or not-so-subtle) reminder that a little extra fuel never hurt anyone… much.
Order today and start patching your gear with official-level morale.