{"product_id":"morale-patch-950-000-gallons-of-coffee","title":"Morale Patch – 950,000 Gallons of Coffee","description":"Morale Patch – 950,000 Gallons of Coffee\u003cbr\u003e\nSpice up your uniform, jacket, backpack, or range bag with this eye-catching embroidered patch. Whether you're active duty, a veteran, or just someone who runs on caffeine and dark humor, this patch delivers the perfect morale boost.\u003cbr\u003e\nBoldly featuring General Caine’s legendary line:\u003cbr\u003e\n\"950,000 GALLONS OF COFFEE\u003cbr\u003e\nI AM NOT SAYING WE HAVE A PROBLEM\"\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from tough twill fabric that laughs at heat, washing, and everyday abuse — just like the troops it celebrates.\u003cbr\u003e\n• 26% cotton, 74% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for hats, vests, morale boards, or anywhere you need a subtle (or not-so-subtle) reminder that a little extra fuel never hurt anyone… much.\u003cbr\u003e\nOrder today and start patching your gear with official-level morale.","brand":"Military Morale Gear","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47994057523444,"sku":"8199619_15560","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/6431\/0516\/files\/grok-image-a93015d0-92fd-4c2e-9a64-cdbf3045784b.jpg?v=1776035104","url":"https:\/\/militarymoralegear.com\/products\/morale-patch-950-000-gallons-of-coffee","provider":"Military Morale Gear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}