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Sturdy, microwave- and dishwasher-safe, and guaranteed to spark a grin (or a story) every time you take a sip.\u003cbr\u003eMorale Travel Mug – 950,000 Gallons of Coffee\u003cbr\u003eFor the road warriors and shift workers. Stainless steel, spill-proof, and built to keep your fuel hot or cold through long drives, PT sessions, or overnight watches. Comes in 25 oz and 40 oz sizes so you never run dry.\u003cbr\u003eMorale Patch – 950,000 Gallons of Coffee\u003cbr\u003eThe 3″ embroidered patch that turns any hat, jacket, backpack, or range bag into official morale equipment. Tough twill fabric, multiple attachment options, and the perfect conversation starter (or silent nod) for anyone who gets it.\u003cbr\u003eAll of our best sellers feature the now-famous quote:\u003cbr\u003e\"950,000 GALLONS OF COFFEE — I AM NOT SAYING WE HAVE A PROBLEM\"\u003cbr\u003eBuilt for real use by real people who understand that missions (and mornings) run better with a little extra fuel and a sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003eReady to stock up on morale?\u003cbr\u003eBrowse the full collection or grab your favorites before they’re gone. Because in this unit, low morale is not an option.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"morale-patch-950-000-gallons-of-coffee","title":"Morale Patch – 950,000 Gallons of Coffee","description":"Morale Patch – 950,000 Gallons of Coffee\u003cbr\u003e\nSpice up your uniform, jacket, backpack, or range bag with this eye-catching embroidered patch. 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